August 16th, 2011 Adventures of O’Malley
Its evening and the stillness surrounds my very soul..in the darkness two green eyes appear and stare intently…
Absolute fear becomes my reality..I do the only thing I can. I hurl the tuna sandwich at it….”O’Malley!
Morning has finally arrived and yet another creature lurks in the grass. Each step more cautious than the first. “Slowly~Stop”~Ease thru the tall grass.Wait for it.” Now pounce!” Ohh gone! butterflies are so fast…
One eye opens,the beast passes close by. Barely breathing until just the right moment.”NOW”the claws sink deeply into his hind leg….”DOG”
“Twitter me This~Twitter me That”, said the big black Cat…”O’Malley~”Get off the computer!”
Foraging through the jungle…one must be ready to pounce and kill for his next meal. “Wait, was that a can opener?? *Bye*
I hate photo shoots…O’Malley is sooo fussy. “Wardrobe! He wants the sunglasses with the rhinestones.”
The dog spins in circles, barking wildly at the door…O’Malley lays inside watching out the glass door~and smiles*
There is no love greater than that of one who loves you when they do not need to~See that excludes cats, they can’t use the can opener…O’Malley purrs and pads my face in gratitude!
Pots and pans crash to the floor as the sleek black beast launches himself upward~”O’Malley its only a fly!”
“Can a cat whistle?” No but I sure can snore!” O’Malley rolls around on the floor laughing at himself~ God Bless everyone on this beautiful Sunday!
Why would a cat play with a stuffed mouse when he has a perfectly good dog to chase?
September 2, 2011
The dog turns and rushes towards the lethal cat. The cat retreats. “But the cat came back with a smile on his face.” Mommy’s home~
September 3, 2011
What a day~its nap time. Back to my basket* Thanks Sweet Gwen for my bed.
September 4, 2011
O’malley bolts for the door meowing at the top of his lungs and begins scratching madly at the door trying to get away from danger. ”O’Malley that’s just rain!” (Something very rare around here this summer.)
September 15, 2011
Packing for my outing~” Claw sharpner, mouse trap, bird call, fishing lure, bed with comforter, and 6 cans of fancy feast.” That should last 24 hours.”
September 16, 2011
The wiley feline fakes a yawn as he saunters past the sleeping dog making his way to the prize. Thats it slowly..At last..bacon on the floor…Yum!
September 17, 2011
O’Malley spins in circles with delight as they carry in his new Cat Home Entertainment Center* “O’Malley, its an aquarium!”
September 18, 2011
The paw slowly slips over the edge…”Now!” splash and its gone. “O’Malley get out of the Aquarium!”
September 25, 2011
O’Malley stares intently, watching his prey amongst the bubbles boiling. “O’Malley, thats a cricket in the hot tub not a crock pot!”
September 30, 2011
“What has 4 paws and dances?” “Cat Dancing” O’Malley rolls on the floor with laughter..He is such a clown..
October 1, 2011
“Why don’t cats swim?” “Because they can buy fish at the market.” “O’Malley! Get away from the computer!”
October 7, 2011
O’Malley stares at the mirrow making scarey faces. “Hmmm, now which one.” Halloween not just for humans.
“How many cats does it take to screw in a light bulb?” None we can see in the dark! ”Hahhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Ocober 20, 2011
O’Malley is working on a short story..”Tail of a Cat”..get it…Tail…O’Malley rolls around on the floor laughing hysterically~
“Why don’t Cats do handstands? They don’t have hands..” ”O’Malley off the computer!”
November 2, 2011
“Birds, I like Birds..” Thanksgiving is soon..”A very Big Bird!”
Purrr,Purr,Pa Purr..Stop…Pappa Purrrrr,Purrrrr,Purrr..Stop…Purrrr
“CAT RAP!” You gotta love it…
“Can we put antlers on the dog for Christmas this year?”
Laughing so hard I can’t stand…rolls on back,kicking my feet in the air..”.Mommy bought antlers for that stupid dog!”